"It's SO FLUFFEH!!! :D" -Tim Wood

Have you seen Despicable Me? Do you love Unicorns? I do.


"It's SO FLUFFEH!!! :D" -Tim Wood

Hold on to your hats.
This will be a wild ride.
If you have a weak imagination,
then I suggest you go hide.

I will enlighten you on
a subject of much confusion.
I assure you, it's truth,
this is no dillusion...

Unicorns.
They are for reals.
Liek, srsly.
What's the big deal?!

Ppls always tell me
that I'm going crazy,
but I think it's just their
brains just getting lazy.

I mean, just because YOU don't see them
doesn't mean I don't...
Tell me they don't exist and I won't believe you...
I won't!!

Charlie is a unicorn,
and he is mah friend.
My poem is not over.
No, this is not the end.

Oh yeah, about the unicorns...
They iz so very cool!
Unicorns are like pure awesomeness,
so listen up, fool!!

Unicorns can be pets,
or be kept in a zoo.
I have a unicorn,
and Chuck Noris has one too!! :D

My favorite thing about unicorns
is way to mega legit:
when they are feeling awesome
they have rainbow-color spit!

They come in different colors
depending on their race.
lol JK, they're Unicorns!!!
You should see the look on your face!!

My unicorn likes pancakes,
and apples and skittles and stuff.
They practically eat anything,
so feeding is not tough!

You should get a unicorn,
if you truly believe.
If not, FINE!!!
Turn around, AND LEAVE!!! >:O