Weird poem I wrote O_o

NOTE: This poem is not of my perspective. It's just my interpretation of what might happen when a non-Christian meets Jesus after their death.

"insert cool name here" - by Tim Wood

I'm so close now; the time is near!
I can't believe I'm finally here!
I'm standing outside Heaven's door,
I'm almost there; there's not much more!

I'm coming to the front of the line,
even though I lived a life of crime.
They told me Jesus was the only way,
but I made it without Him; I'm here today!

Hey look, there's Jesus! Woohoo, in I goes!
Wait, what's the deal? Why'd the gates close?
I said, "Jesus, what's the matter? I'm here, let me in!
Though I didn't repent before, will you still forgive my sins?"

Then Jesus looked up at me and said,
"This man I do not know."
It's Satan's right, without a fight,
to steal my sorry soul.